HE DID SCORE THE WINNING RUN IN THE 2000 TITLE GAME

I love Fan Cam on WGN during Cubs games. I think their motto is: If you're a pretty girl in the crowd, we WILL find you. No exceptions. Man, I love Fan Cam.

During Thursday's rout of the hated Astros, they showed such a pretty girl with one of the greatest signs of all time: "I'M GETTING MARRIED, UNLESS THERIOT TALKS ME OUT OF IT."

I bet her fiance didn't even have a problem with it.

THE TINA CURSING CORNER

My mom doesn't like the cost of marriage ceremonies. "People spend fucking $25,000 on weddings these days. Why? So other people can have fun? Put money down on a house."

Mom had to glue the roof felt on the inside of her car because it was becoming unattached. "Fucking heat tearing up that shit. Fucking heat."

Mom has had it up to here with the swimming pool. "Every time I think I got it to fucking blue, it goes to fucking green. It does it one more time, I'm putting the cover back on."

They were filming a movie down the street from our house all day Thursday. Director's chairs, big buses everywhere, a roped off convenient store. "What the fuck movie they shooting? We gotta find out the fucking movie."

PARTING SHOT
D is doing the NFL roundup.

D: I wonder what kind of outfielder Michael Vick would have been.
Liam: I don't know. Could he handle the dog days of summer?

A TOP LIST
In continuing with our 2000s theme, my top five most overrated movies of the period.

5) 300.
Some weird shit in that film.

4) Bond films.
Liked the action, but the story blew.

3) Iron Man.
Liked the last scene, but the story mostly blew. I knew Jeff Bridges was a bad guy about 3 minutes into the film.

2) Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Fell asleep during the first and third one. The final 35 minutes of the series should have been done in five minutes.

1) Transformers.
The critics were right: That thing sucked. Even Megan Fox was overrated. I was more into the other chick.