THE DAILY TOP LIST

A couple of months ago, I did an item on googling a person's name in google images. I featured a first grader's drawing of JRap. I promised to put up more, but I never did. Until today. I googled every body's name in The Gene Pool Nation and picked a top five random photos accompanying a member's name. It was fun.

5) Lisa.
The photo is called bloody hands.

I dare you to come over to Tina's house and pull this stunt.

4) Chuck.
Under the title: County Road sign.

This is in Arkansas. I wonder if Chuck were to visit there, if they would make him a king.

3) Greg and Kevin.
From their roommate days at Southeastern.

My goal was to find random pictures and not of the specific people, but I couldn't resist this one. Look how cute they look together in their new dorm room. A little too happy if you ask me.

2) Lopes.
From a chick boot camp, I think.

There's Lopes' namesake shouting instructions at some worn-out girls. Ease up, Lopes. Geez. Is this how you conduct your basketball practices? Poor kids.

1) Jelly.
I call this the Hot Damn shot.

Looks like Jelly has a secret supermodeling career on the side. Can I get a whistle?

THE TINA CURSING CORNER

From Tuesday's trip to Arabi. On the way home, we approach the St. Claude Bridge. "What a fucking contraption." We have to wait for a boat to pass under. "That's a fucking contraption."

I tell my mom that I'm working on a comparison of Heroes and Lost. I say they are similar shows. "No. They're not. One's on a fucking island. One's with superpowers."

Mom and I are watching one of the final episodes of Season 1 of Lost. She likes Sawyer. "He's got so many fucking nicknames (for people)."

THE GENE POOL DIP (I MEAN TIP) OF THE WEEK

If you're in a public bathroom, don't answer your cell phone. Please. Especially if you're on the toilet. It's just plain rude. And disgusting.

On Friday when I walked in there to take a leak, the dude in the big stall was having a full conversation on his phone. Loudly, too. Bathroom dude: "I'm almost finished in here. When I'm done, I'll meet you on the route."

Gross. Gross. Gross. I don't know who he is, but I hope I never ask to borrow his phone.

PARTING SHOTS
At the beginning of the shift, JRap is curious.

JRap: What's the word?
Brick: The bird.
JRap: Still?
Me: Yeah. Haven't you heard?
Marcus: You want me to show you the bird?

We're talking about Elvis.

Gamby: Elvis died on a treadmill.
About 20 minutes later, Marcus asks Brick to do something work related.
Brick: I'm trying to trim Ted down right now.
Marcus: Good luck. ... Speaking of treadmills.

AGG can't believe a fake headline you typed onto a front page for Fat Tuesday. She didn't realize it until it was printed. Below the pictures of the king and queen of carnival, her headline read: SOME ROYAL HEAD.

Liam: It's good to be the king.
Me: That's what his mugline should say. What's it say under the queen?
Marcus: We Are the Champions.