THREE FUN NIGHTS

SOVIET STREET WALKERS

Last Tuesday, I assembled a trivia team to compete at the Mid-City Bulldog. Our team was named after a recent Rock insult. 

At the halfway point, we were tied for second place and before the final question, we were in second. 

We got the bonus to surge to a victory and a $50 gift card. It was a real team effort. And we gave a 100 percent. 

We agreed to cash in the gift card later, but after a few people left, Joe, Bob and I split a $15 pitcher. Sorry, Bert. 

SHE SAID SHE ATE CORN DOGS

Nicole and I went to the Katy Perry concert last Wednsday night. Suffice to say, I loved it. 

I was surprised by how many young girl fans she has. I get that she wears bright colors, but the lyrics are not little girl appropriate. Here's a picture we took from our seats. 

As for the rest of my experience, I thought I'd tell you about it with a song, parodying Last Friday Night, which, of course, is not little girl appropriate. It is my second or third favorite Katy Perry song. 

Last Wednesday Night

There's little girls in the seats

There's crazy traffic in the streets

Balloons all over the rena

Pink light sticks, cleopatra

I feel like a girlie man

Max was her biggest fan

A selfie taken in the pit

Did Max just touch her tit?

A picture of last week

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

I'll get poked fun at

But I love that kitty cat

Damn

Last Wednesday night 

Yeah we danced in the crowd

And we screamed a bit too loud

Think we roared but I forgot

Last Wednesday night

Yeah we saw the fireworks

And dancers and their twerks

So we lived our teenage dream

Last Wednesday night

She was walking on thin air

Wore a dress that made me stare

Then had a birthday sex song

Last Wednesday night

Yeah I think I saw a horse

Wish she didn't ever stop-op

ooh-ohh

This Wednesday night
Listen all again 
This Wednesday night
Listen all again

Trying to recall the stage

The long wait caused some rage

Think her jokes hit the spot

One about kale and then pot

Wardrobe changes were fun

After Cali girls she wasn't done

Think she played on a guitar

I was watching from afar

Repeat chorus

PAUL'S NERDIE ASS TURNS 30

Paul's 30th birthday was last Saturday, and he had a dress as your favorite hero/villain party at his house. 

I told him that like any other Saturday night, I would be working. But through a little luck, I was off and surprised him, as Indiana Jones. 

The costume was complete with Indiana Jones shirt, man purse, hat and whip. I spent too much on it, but oh well. Kelly and Nicole went as Batman and Robin.